This will not post anything on Facebook or anywhere else. Growing up ain't easy. As much as we want to become an adult when we're kids, all we want to do is become kids again as soon as we realize that being a grown-up is a full-time job.
Ned There once was a man named Ned Whose feet were too big for his bed So he cut them off and his friends did scoff, but at least he didn't bump his head. Soda Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down. Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7up.
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Part One is here. Jack and Jill went up the hill For just an itty bitty. Jill's now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city.
The short poem is more challenging to write than a longer poem. It seeks to make every word count and mean exactly what is intended. A short poem has the added benefit of getting the message of poem through to the reader in a succinct way.
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A selection of funny poems which you will find funny and will make you smile. These poems are full of humor whilst being short enough to remember! There once was a man from Peru.